Fast Unsecured Loan

Do anyone know if there is anyplace that you can get a unsecured loan with your job as your credit?
I have no colateral, no checking account and bad credit but need cash fast. Maybe there is a place where you can use your job as your credit and they just give you a high interest rate.
you go to local credit union open an account for 5 dollars and get a personal credit loan froum or kemba or credit union you can go on line and apply